the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The ability to pass out at will.

The power drown in water

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The power to smell people's moods

The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

Invisible handwriting.

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

The power to run at 0.5mph

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

the power to enter a coma.

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

the power to sneeze whenever you want

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!