- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be a common person

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to not think of a productive power.

You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The power to make pencils dull.

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

the ability to talk to humans

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

the ability to blow yourself

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

You can have anything you don't want at any time.

Pointless Super Powers