The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to suck your own dick

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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See through invisible people

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!