thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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swear words -jesse

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!