- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

The power to die

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

The ability to count to potato

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

The power to cum out of your finger tips

The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to get foot-boners

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

The power to make people work and read ????

Pointless Super Powers