The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to shrink boobs

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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Nope. Just nope.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!