The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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power to have no power at all

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to die at will

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The ability to change your weight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!