The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to create another human

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to be french.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!