- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

The power to die

The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The ability to smooth a criminal

The ability to be in fashion.

The power to summon a lamp... Once.

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to glow while under the sun

Pointless Super Powers