The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power to die

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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the power to fly in space

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The ability to change races.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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swear words -jesse

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!