the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to be a snail

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!