to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The ability to be heard in space

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to die

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!