The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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the power to like justin beiber

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the power to run in slow motion

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!