- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to fall without screaming.

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

The power to see in only one random color everyday.

The power of having the highest rated comment

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to draw a perfect circle.

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

To be able to summon old people

the power to not finish your

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

the ability to blow yourself

The ability to read the recaptcha images

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pointless Super Powers