The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to rite liek dis

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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cry acid tears

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to die.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!