The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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the power to hovertate

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!