The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to see through glass walls.

The power to fly 3 inches.

the power to time travel to the present

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

The power to sweeten sugar

The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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the ability to spin gold into straw

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The power of compulsive lying.

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

the power to beathe

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

the power to be forever alone

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!