The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!