The power to create another human

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to fart on a plane.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to be a snail

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!