The power to create another human

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to be a snail

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!