To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

The power to turn any edible object brown.

The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

The power to turn things in to wood

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

the power to talk backwards

The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

the power to post pointless superpowers.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

the power to know when someone queefed

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!