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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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the power to get married

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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See through invisible people

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!