THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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the power to get in the van

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to kill you self.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to shrink boobs

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the power to jizz money

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!