The power to see air

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The ability to change your weight

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to look TV

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!