the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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to power to do the bird is the word

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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the power to become demented

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The power to be alone

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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he power to make mistakes

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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Dejavu

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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See through invisible people

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!