The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The ability to see into the present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!