- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

I have the power to force farts out of my ass.

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to fly but only when your in space.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power to sleep while you're awake.

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Pointless Super Powers