Liam Brudenell

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to shrink boobs

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!