the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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the power to run in slow motion

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!