Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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the power to be Justin bieber

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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the power to jizz money

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to get married

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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power to have no power at all

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!