the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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THE BEST>>> TO PREDICT LOTTO NUMBERS 10 SECONDS BEFORE THE DRAW!!!!!

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!