The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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the power to become translucent

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!