the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!