The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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See through invisible people

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!