The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to forget how to swim.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!