- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

Tha ability to not be able to fly

The power of becoming sick when you need it.

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

The power to not move but your always happy.

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

the ability to type slower.

The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to have any power on this site.

The Power of shitting by your mouth

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The power to not be color blind.

The power to both love and hate marmite.

having superpowers during the inquisition

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

Pointless Super Powers