The power drown in water

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

the power to turn retarted

yo mama

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

to power to do the bird is the word

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to shit in your eye

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

The power to not be Chuck Norris.

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to think of pointless powers.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

The power to understand irony.

the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

the power to eat bread

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!