The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to not be color blind.

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!