The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to see through glass

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to be a snail

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!