The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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See through invisible people

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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boo

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!