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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days
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the ability to look into your brain
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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito
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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.
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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!
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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.
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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!
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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.
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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.
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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.
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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.
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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.
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The power to only sit down and not stand up.
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The power to smell people's moods
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The power to run at 0.5mph
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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"
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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls
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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.
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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.
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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.
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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged
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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you
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The ability to eat the red ones last
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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!