The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to read your own mind

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to die

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!