the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to see through glass walls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!