the power of words

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to grow more genitals.

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!