- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

The power to die and not come back to life.

The power to not get shit d*ck

the power to be good at something your already good at.

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

The power of making your tits smaller

The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

the power to turn into a tree

The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

the power to die

the power to fly in space

The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

The power to turn into a tree.

The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

Pointless Super Powers