The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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cry acid tears

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to die.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power of reading a book unless it has 3 or more pages.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!