- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

The power to display emotions at will

The power to turn any edible object brown.

The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

The power to jump only one centimeter high.

The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

Pointless Super Powers