- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to know when someone queefed

Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to see through glass

the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

The Power to Power

The power to only see glass.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

The power to ejaculate needles.

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

The power to die and not come back to life.

Pointless Super Powers