The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power of self mind control

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!