- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power of night-blindness.

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

The ability to die on command.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

The power to walk through air.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

Justin Bieber

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The power to have no power.

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

Pointless Super Powers