The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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the power to talk backwards

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!