The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the power to kill yourself

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!