Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to fart rainbows

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power of women's rights.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to be alone

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!