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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!