- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to talk to humans

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

the ability to look into your brain

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

Pointless Super Powers