The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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See through invisible people

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!