The power to achieve 98% opacity

thumb_up thumb_down +117

The power to freeze ice

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

thumb_up thumb_down +113

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

thumb_up thumb_down +113

The ability to go forward in time at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +113

The power to murder rocks.

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

thumb_up thumb_down +109

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +109

The ability to know when men have erections

thumb_up thumb_down +109

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

thumb_up thumb_down +101

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

thumb_up thumb_down +101

the power to jizz money

thumb_up thumb_down +101

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

thumb_up thumb_down +99

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

thumb_up thumb_down +99

The power of night-blindness.

thumb_up thumb_down +99

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!