The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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the power to get in the van

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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open up pickles glass

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!