- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

The power to block your own powers

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

the power to sleep through a prison rape

The power to love Justin Bieber

the ability to walk through your clothes

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to see white objects in off white.

The power to have any power on this site.

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

Pointless Super Powers