- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to eat your own face.

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

The power to not get shit d*ck

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

The power of making your tits smaller

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

the power to die

Pointless Super Powers