The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to jump face first

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to not have any power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!