- Pointless Super Powers

The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

the power to make glass clear

The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

the power to be able to speel ronj

the power to change people socks on command

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

The power to not have a brain!

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

The power to (place useless super power here)

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!