The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to be a common person

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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See through invisible people

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!