To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to not care.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!