A man with the power to make sandwiches.

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power.

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The power that turns farts into music.

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

Having the power of a normal human

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

The ability to "Right Click" Properties

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

the power the convince people if they agree

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!