The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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Being only half invisible.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!