the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!