The power to die and not come back to life.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power to die

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the power to fly in space

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The ability to change races.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!