The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to be blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!