- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

the power of fart helium

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to read your own mind!

The power to freeze ice

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

the ability to blow yourself

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

Pointless Super Powers