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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.
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the power to pee for longer then a normal person
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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....
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the ability to type slower.
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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay
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power to blow up your own head only once,
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The power to drown on land.
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???q? ?o?? sp??oq??? ?nq ????u o? ??!l!q? ???
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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C
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The Power of shitting by your mouth
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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.
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The power to have any power on this site.
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The power to not be color blind.
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The power to both love and hate marmite.
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having superpowers during the inquisition
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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion
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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.
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the power to jump like a black guy.
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The power to fly but only in your room
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The power to telepathically fold paper.
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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.
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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.
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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.
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The power to read this text unless you can see it.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!