the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to go blind at will.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The ability to see through insects.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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See through invisible people

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!