The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to have a power

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to not have any powers

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!