- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to control mealworms

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

The power to elect George W Bush.

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

Pointless Super Powers