The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to go blind at will.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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yo mama

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!