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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O
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The power to walk through air.
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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day
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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored
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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.
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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.
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The power to remove all flavour from food.
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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.
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the power to melt your bones
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the power to have another pointless superpower
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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany
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The power to die.
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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.
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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.
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The power to make pencils dull.
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the power to eat people :D
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The power to turn your fingers into penises.
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swear words -jesse
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the power tho vomit your poop.
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The power to have any power on this site.
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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.
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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases
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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter
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The power to become encased in concrete at will.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!