The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!