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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.
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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison
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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy
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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.
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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.
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The ability to pee while standing up for men
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the power to refreeze frozen ice
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The Power To Lick My Own Penis
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The power to resurrect dead insects
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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.
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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls
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the power to talk backwards
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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed
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The power to make clean socks dirty.
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the power to be invisible when sleep.
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The power of becoming an apple tree
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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller
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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.
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Super strength that works for a millisecond.
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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!
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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.
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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will
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The power to walk through doors, then open it.
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the power to have another pointless superpower
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!