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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

The power to have an ability.

The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

The power to yawn with your mouth closed

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

Delayed Reaction Man

The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

the power to teleport to the center of the earth

The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

Telekinetic power over styrofoam

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!