- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to be special just like everyone else.

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

Tha ability to not be able to fly

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

The power to push "pull" doors

cry acid tears

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

The power to punch that like button

The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

Pointless Super Powers