The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!