The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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Dejavu

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!