- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

The power to quote memes randomly

The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to cum out of your finger tips

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

the power to fart at the worst moments

the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

Pointless Super Powers