Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to die on command.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!