the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The Power to Power

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!