the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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Nipple Radar.

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Super-slowness

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the power to die at will

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The power to uncontrally boop

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power drown in water

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yo mama

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The ability to see through insects.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!