The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to see into the present

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!