The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to read your own mind!

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!