- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to glow while under the sun

the power to complete math exercises

The power to shit out toilet paper.

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to have hindsight.

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to be superman with no power's

Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

the power to change invisable when you blink

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

Pointless Super Powers