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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.
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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.
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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.
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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping
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The ability to change your weight
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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.
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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O
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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.
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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb
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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.
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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....
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The power to smash people's heads in with things.
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The power to punch that like button
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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS
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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.
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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.
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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet
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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.
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the ability to type slower.
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???q? ?o?? sp??oq??? ?nq ????u o? ??!l!q? ???
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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.
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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen
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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others
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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!