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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it
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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?
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The power to see other peoples dreams.
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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!
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Tha ability to not be able to fly
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The power to fail a test everytime
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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry
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The power to display emotions at will
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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.
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They power to be able to make meth.
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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples
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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.
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The power to walk through air.
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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.
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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.
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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.
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the power to melt your bones
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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe
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The power to turn your fingers into penises.
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swear words -jesse
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The power to have any power on this site.
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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.
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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases
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The power to become encased in concrete at will.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!