The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

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the power to like mass effect 3

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to fly in tornadoes

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to predict the present

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The power to smell through your arse.

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!