- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to achieve 98% opacity

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The power to have a power

The power to murder rocks.

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power of night-blindness.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The power to die every time you are standing on something.

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

Pointless Super Powers