- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

the power to not have powers when you need them most

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

The power to shit without squinting.

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to turn cake into pie

You can read the minds of rocks.

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power to sweat acid.

The power to ?-1.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to be powerless

the power to fart out of your penis

The power to walk on your butt cheeks

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

Pointless Super Powers