- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to convert farts into burps.

The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

The ability to see through insects.

The power to turn wine into water

the power to get a free game but can't play it.

The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... hayball rolls

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

The power to be blind

The ability to see everything in black and white.

the power to randomly die at any moment

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power of gentle breeze

The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

The power to not have a brain!

yo mama

Pointless Super Powers