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the ability to walk through your clothes
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The power to start time.
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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole
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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.
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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything
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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom
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The power to have no superpower
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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.
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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.
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The power to sleep through a dream.
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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.
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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.
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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.
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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.
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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.
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The power to glow... in the dark...
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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.
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The power of night-blindness.
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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people
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The power to telepathically fold paper.
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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it
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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?
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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!
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Acid tears.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!