The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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the power to shit out of your nose

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the power to eat people :D

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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to do nothing

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the power of fart helium

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!