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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room
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The power to teleport yourself one step away
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the ability to talk to humans
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The power to be really bad at CSGO
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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.
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The power to blame it on the Boogie
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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation
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the ability to look into your brain
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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.
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The power to telepathically fold paper.
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The ability to jump 8 feet fences
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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5
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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight
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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.
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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground
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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.
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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.
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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.
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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..
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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!
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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O
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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.
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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb
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The power to smash people's heads in with things.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!