- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

Stop clapping

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

to be shitty

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The power to poop whenever you want.

Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

The power to shit in your eye

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to lose all your limbs

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

The power to have wood when you wake up.

the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

Pointless Super Powers