Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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lol

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to hear in the dark.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to eat food.

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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the power to eat bread

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!