The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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the power to beathe

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!